In the exercise class 5 days a week at the Cypress Alzheimers facility, three ladies sit next to eachother on a very large sofa in the front row. One tilts so far to the right as she sits and another sits very straight but both can follow right along with the teacher.
Another lady cannot seem to stay on the beat but is transfixed by the movement. The only man in the whole class sits way apart from the others at the back of the room and does not smile at all.
The rest of the people are in various states of sleeping and waking and mumbling to themselves or sitting staring straight ahead not at anything or anybody it seems. At the front of the class is the exercise lady; Hannah
"UP, DOWN, OUT, IN..up, down, out, in," Hannah speaks clearly and strongly as she demonstrates the arm movements to the twelve residents sitting in wheelchairs, sofas and recliners.
"Okay try to keep going," she continues," I am not going to tell you what to do: one, two three, in very good Janice, one, two, out, four."
She wears an extra large cap to cover her long thick braids which she occasionally flips behind her as if to dramatize starting and stopping each exercise sequence. She speaks with a Carribbean accent ending each sequence of exercises with the word PER....fect...lingering a split second longer on the first syllable.
"Okay Mrs, Mackenzie, thank you for joining us," says Hannah as she acknowledges a woman who has stood up and does not know where to go. "Dya have ta leave us now then?" she asks and then back to the other exercisers who are still working hard, "Keep those legs marchin now.
"I know it getting harder when it makes my legs burn a little ya know? We gonna work just a bit more then we can relax alright." A caretaker has come to help the lady who is looking stranded and takes her hand and leads her out of the exercise area.
"I see some people who need just a little help," Hannah stands up, walks over to a lady in black and white spotted sweater, buttons in the front, who must weigh only 95 pounds and is perched on the edge of a giant chair looking like she might fall off any minute but miraculously she does not.
Hannah kneels down in front and holds her face in her hands as if she is cradling a baby and helps her move her neck from side to side: "Excellent, there you go Marion...one, two, three, four five six, seven eight and relax.." then gets up to return to the front of the class again.
"Now take a few minutes to rest. Let your bodies relax so that we can do this again. Breathe in," she says as she lifts her arms above her head, "and breathe out.. PER....fect.
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Monday, October 17, 2011
IF THE SHOE FITS, WEAR IT!
"Your pedal extremities are colossal" crooned Fats Waller in his 1940's humorous song about a woman he loved with big feet. "Yes your feets too big," he wailed, "from your ankles down you just gots too much feet." but what he did not say (natch) is that your feet can also be too TINY, have gout, plantar fascitis, fallen arches, mallet toes or my favorite: MORTONS NEUROMA .
The foot, with 26 bones, 33 joints and more than one hundres muscles ligaments and tendons, truly needs good protection. Many of my patients do not want to give up the "slipper shuffling" and there comes a time where I have to put my foot down (sorry) and say: "Get out of those small shoes for them there humongous feet. I know you love those slippers but its time to lose them and start truly walking.
When you get to be in your 80's and 90's though, the slippers begin to look really good. I mean think how simple.. No more tying the laces, no more bending down, no more finding socks to match.....Yep,, I find myself being a shoe salesman to my patients.
Remember them? those guys you can't find anymore; the ones that actually measured your foot, then went to the back of the store, pulled from the shelves various shoes sizes and styles, brought them back, stayed there while you tried them on while you said how you felt and looked in each pair. You had an accomplice. Thats me on my job.
After having knee replacement, this field worker would not give up his cowboy boots. I insisted he put on the tennis shoes that his wife had bought for him probably the only time he ever put on a pair. He would never want to walk very far and after a few sessions he told me that he felt horrible without his boots on and even though he knew it was not good for his knee, he could never give up wearing his boots..
Another woman who also had knee replacement told me she had no shoes that were comfortable anymore. She was used to going out a lot with her very successful business man husband to lots of local high society events. She always dressed up. When we went to her closet, there were about 100 pairs of shoes! She said: "I cry when I come here because with my knees hurting, I cannot wear any of these..." They were all quite expensive, modern, chic.... I told her its time for comfort. She looked at me as if I just told her her house was burning down and then said: "Who should I give all these shoes to?"
When I met John, an 89 year old, he had diabetes, blood pressure problems and just general weakness. He loved the kinds of shoes he wore now and had bought three pairs. He had begun to cut through the tops of the leather of the shoes tto relieve the pressure as his feet had widened and he had a pressure sore on one toe. We went online together, found the shoes he liked and ordered a larger pair. He was thrilled.
I loved when one of my patients gave me a pair of brand new high- top- super- white- ultra- suede -super padded tennis shoes. I was hoping they would fit this 79 year old hispanic man, suffering from hip problems whom I knew could never afford them. When I presented them with these shoes, I was praying to god they would fit..He put them on and kept saying: "Esos, si son buenos,, esos si son buenos (these are good, these are real good) He showed off how well he could walk and even showed me he did not need his cane anymore!
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
MY ODE TO RHUBARB
ON an autumn night with the pink and white moon overhead, sitting outside listening to jazz piano and drinking Honduran coffee with a slice of freshly pulled-from-the-oven rhubarb crisp.
Rhubarb picked from the soil for the first crop of the season. It is the first time I have tasted rhubarb that is only two hours old.. two hours from being snapped from its
tightly wound center..and so, when I add the sugar and the lemon and apple juice, then bake, it immediately tenderizes and becomes a texture I can only describe as gooey, thick, piquant, not at all stringy...kind of like the texture of baked eggplant. The oats on top and the butter and the cinnamon have just enough richness to offset the tart/sweet of the rhubarb.. the perfect mix in a fruit. Oh my, I better stop.
tightly wound center..and so, when I add the sugar and the lemon and apple juice, then bake, it immediately tenderizes and becomes a texture I can only describe as gooey, thick, piquant, not at all stringy...kind of like the texture of baked eggplant. The oats on top and the butter and the cinnamon have just enough richness to offset the tart/sweet of the rhubarb.. the perfect mix in a fruit. Oh my, I better stop.
When will the next crop come around again? Those dinosaur leaves and their long thick magenta stalks.. I must wait. I will wait.. I will wait.
Monday, September 12, 2011
DO I HAVE A WITNESS????
"I told Glenda that the day will come when she will walk into New Hope
Baptist chuch with just the cane and her nice walking shoes.. Ain't that right sis?," says Kathryn looking at her sister and putting away the leftovers from lunch.
"I have faith in you, yes I do." she says to me as I get ready to work with Glenda, " You will make her walk good again.. I can just feel it."
I had been working with Glenda for 3 weeks after her hip replacement. She had suffered a stroke 10 years ago but was able to get around with a cane until this last surgery. Accoding to Kathryn, Glenda was also very depressed since her job as full time caregiver for their mom had come to an end. She had moved to California from Texas to live with her sisterover 1 year ago and Kathryn kept reminding her... Mom was dead. It was time she looked after herself and started eating what she was supposed to... No more fried foods and sugary sodas like she was used to back home.
"I think if we could get Glenda to the church,, I know it would do her good. I bought her some crossword puzzles, she helps me with the laundry and I make her get dressed every day." Kathrn has posted notes all over the house with such sayings as: Yesterday is gone, tomorrow is not here yet and today is a present." or "Don't let your thoughts tell you who you are." or "take it one hour at a time." Glenda does not seem to notice any of this.. She repeats to me only that the medications for the depression made her worse. It was the devils work, she said.
When Kathryn was not around, Glenda did very well. She did all of the exercises without tiring, insisted on walking outside, talked about getting dressed up again, even looked proud of herself when I complimented her on being able to do the ankle circles without the whole bottom part of the leg moving.
"I never knew my foots could do that," she answered without hesitation. In fact, Glenda was out of her large smock dresses the past few visits and was wearing slacks and shirts in bright solids with scarves to match. I insisted it was time to step out of her house slippers and so She had tennis shoes now which she could not believe were "so comfortable." "I made you something," she said, as she handed me a bright pink crocheted cap with a red flower sewed onto the side, "I know that our therapy ends soon" she said.
"We sure would like to do something more special for you," said Kathryn whileGlenda was doing standing exercises counting them out to herself. We stayed in the kitchen inside because the house was filled with stuff everywhere you turned: a large fish tank, vitamin and nutrition books, plastic flowers, macrame hanging baskets, family photos... Glenda had not confessed yet to her sister that one day she would like to live in her own place. Kathryn might be offended, she thought.
On the last day of therapy, Glenda opened the door and was standing there with only her cane. She looked tall and radiant. When she invited me in, I saw three men sitting down on the mantle of the fireplace. They smiled huge grins at me when I realized these were the deacons from her church that she always talked about.
"Do I have a witness" shouted one, "God you are great" said another. and "Praise the Lord." as Glenda paraded from room to room with bright blue tennis shoes on, concentrating on her stride, striking her heel first, gaze forward (not down as she had done for so many years) mouthing the words, right foot , left foot, right foot, left foot. When she turned around she took a deep breath, checked to see that her scarf turned right side up and began again looking as if she had never taken a step before in all of her blessed 65 years.
AMEN.
Baptist chuch with just the cane and her nice walking shoes.. Ain't that right sis?," says Kathryn looking at her sister and putting away the leftovers from lunch.
"I have faith in you, yes I do." she says to me as I get ready to work with Glenda, " You will make her walk good again.. I can just feel it."
I had been working with Glenda for 3 weeks after her hip replacement. She had suffered a stroke 10 years ago but was able to get around with a cane until this last surgery. Accoding to Kathryn, Glenda was also very depressed since her job as full time caregiver for their mom had come to an end. She had moved to California from Texas to live with her sisterover 1 year ago and Kathryn kept reminding her... Mom was dead. It was time she looked after herself and started eating what she was supposed to... No more fried foods and sugary sodas like she was used to back home.
"I think if we could get Glenda to the church,, I know it would do her good. I bought her some crossword puzzles, she helps me with the laundry and I make her get dressed every day." Kathrn has posted notes all over the house with such sayings as: Yesterday is gone, tomorrow is not here yet and today is a present." or "Don't let your thoughts tell you who you are." or "take it one hour at a time." Glenda does not seem to notice any of this.. She repeats to me only that the medications for the depression made her worse. It was the devils work, she said.
When Kathryn was not around, Glenda did very well. She did all of the exercises without tiring, insisted on walking outside, talked about getting dressed up again, even looked proud of herself when I complimented her on being able to do the ankle circles without the whole bottom part of the leg moving.
"I never knew my foots could do that," she answered without hesitation. In fact, Glenda was out of her large smock dresses the past few visits and was wearing slacks and shirts in bright solids with scarves to match. I insisted it was time to step out of her house slippers and so She had tennis shoes now which she could not believe were "so comfortable." "I made you something," she said, as she handed me a bright pink crocheted cap with a red flower sewed onto the side, "I know that our therapy ends soon" she said.
"We sure would like to do something more special for you," said Kathryn whileGlenda was doing standing exercises counting them out to herself. We stayed in the kitchen inside because the house was filled with stuff everywhere you turned: a large fish tank, vitamin and nutrition books, plastic flowers, macrame hanging baskets, family photos... Glenda had not confessed yet to her sister that one day she would like to live in her own place. Kathryn might be offended, she thought.
"Do I have a witness" shouted one, "God you are great" said another. and "Praise the Lord." as Glenda paraded from room to room with bright blue tennis shoes on, concentrating on her stride, striking her heel first, gaze forward (not down as she had done for so many years) mouthing the words, right foot , left foot, right foot, left foot. When she turned around she took a deep breath, checked to see that her scarf turned right side up and began again looking as if she had never taken a step before in all of her blessed 65 years.
AMEN.
Saturday, August 20, 2011
"You put your right foot in , your put your right foot out.."
"Legs come with a high price... The motors controlling a leg have to alternate between keeping the foot on the ground while it bears and propels the load and taking the load off to make the leg free to move..All the while they have to keep the center of gravity of the body within the polygon defined by the feet so the body doesn't topple over"
from HOW THE MIND WORKS by steven Pinker
I love this quote. Its a miracle that we walk without toppling over.
"I was just getting out of the shower when the next thing I knew I was on the floor." is what I hear from so many people I visit in the homes. I often see the words "FALL RISK" on many patient history reports. What is most humiliating is when it is tactlessly posted on the wall of an inpatients room in an effort to communicate to all other medical personnel that this patient is not safe to walk alone. When I was very new in Physical Therapy, I thought the sign meant that I risk falling by entering into the room..like maybe the floor was slippery or something...
One of the hardest things to tell a patient is that they have to continue to use a cane or walker eventhough they think they are ready to go solo. Didn't we all love to utter: "Look Ma no hands" when we were children and realized we could walk without holding onto anything!!! Its still a mighty thrill when one can leave crutch, walker, cane in the dust and take long solid strides by oneself.
Maybe that is what the hokey pokey was all about... you know that dance that we learned in kindergarten. We celebrated each part of our bodies.. Remember?
"You put your right foot in
You put your right foot out
You put your right foot in and then you shake it all about
You do the HOKEY POKEY and you turn yourself about
Thats what its all about!
The leader or teacher would then call out various other body parts like: finger, toe, nose, chin elbow.. of course we all loved the bottom the best... especially the shaking it all about...
Trust me... Its almost alway best to put one foot in front of the other,.look ahead to where you are going and as Nat King Cole said: " Straighten up and Fly right"
from HOW THE MIND WORKS by steven Pinker
I love this quote. Its a miracle that we walk without toppling over.
"I was just getting out of the shower when the next thing I knew I was on the floor." is what I hear from so many people I visit in the homes. I often see the words "FALL RISK" on many patient history reports. What is most humiliating is when it is tactlessly posted on the wall of an inpatients room in an effort to communicate to all other medical personnel that this patient is not safe to walk alone. When I was very new in Physical Therapy, I thought the sign meant that I risk falling by entering into the room..like maybe the floor was slippery or something...
One of the hardest things to tell a patient is that they have to continue to use a cane or walker eventhough they think they are ready to go solo. Didn't we all love to utter: "Look Ma no hands" when we were children and realized we could walk without holding onto anything!!! Its still a mighty thrill when one can leave crutch, walker, cane in the dust and take long solid strides by oneself.
Maybe that is what the hokey pokey was all about... you know that dance that we learned in kindergarten. We celebrated each part of our bodies.. Remember?
"You put your right foot in
You put your right foot out
You put your right foot in and then you shake it all about
You do the HOKEY POKEY and you turn yourself about
Thats what its all about!
The leader or teacher would then call out various other body parts like: finger, toe, nose, chin elbow.. of course we all loved the bottom the best... especially the shaking it all about...
Trust me... Its almost alway best to put one foot in front of the other,.look ahead to where you are going and as Nat King Cole said: " Straighten up and Fly right"
Monday, August 15, 2011
HE JUST KEEPS ROLLING ALONG....
Ah gits weary am sick of trying
am tired of livin'
am skeered of dyin"
I was told by the nursing supervisor that the 89 year old man was even too scared to sit up at the edge of his hospital bed. It had been 4 months since he had taken his third fall in a year and was recovering from a broken hip. The first time I ever peeked in on him, he was all one big head, his body skinny and shapeless underneath the heap of blankets. Classical music was coming from his bedside radio.
"You cannot make me walk today," he said, "Absolutely not, I know I am not ready...My body is not strong."
As I approached the bed to greet him and introduce myself, he kept his gaze straight ahead. "I had one of you guys try to help me walk recently and the guy looked away for one second and I slipped and fell on the floor now I am worse than ever....that was in another one of these homes. No way am I getting up. "
After he realized, I was not mentioning walking, he somehow got into lecturing about music,his family, his newfound 90 year old companion that he had met in the retirement home and how they had both discovered they could play piano duets.. on two pianos.. He could not wait to get back to that. They might even get married.
As he talked, I prompted him to move his ankles, lift his legs straight out and show me that he coud roll from side to side.
He told me all his kids were musical and that they would be coming to visit him tomorrow. He loved when his oldest daughter sang to him.... show tunes mostly but she could sing opera too. Then he began to sing: "Old man River, Old Man River...
When I came back the next time, he was in his wheelchair. Two of the nursing aides had told me that it was really hard but they had transferred him into the chair by heaving him up under his shoulders and muscling him into the chair. He wanted to be out of bed when his children arrived.
"I'll wheel you down into the exercise room ," I said matter of factly and began steering the chair forward while his long legs dangled way over the leg rests since there never is the proper size equipment for the proper sized human.. but hey!!! he was UP! I was determined to try to walk him but had no idea how it would go.
His kids arrived with the over -the-top exclamations of astonishment each one trying to outdo the other: "Oh dad, you look fantastic," or "Dad... you'll be out of here in no time." or the one heard in nursing homes across America: "Wanna race?"
He greeted them with the tune he had been humming; "Old man River, he just keeps rolling, keeps on rolling along...
Within a few seconds his kids chimed in along with him and started singing the song in large voice sending this man into complete excitement and I could see something was about to happen so I grabbed my gait belt and cinched it around his waist and said: "Go ahead stand up..please" and then with the Showboat chorus trailing behind and me holding onto the belt.HE..RISES UP and takes one step for each line as they sing:
You an'me, we sweat an' strain,
Body all achin' an' racket wid pain,
Tote dat barge!
Lif' dat bale!
Old man river he just kept on rolling and just kept rolling along till the very last line of the song.
am tired of livin'
am skeered of dyin"
I was told by the nursing supervisor that the 89 year old man was even too scared to sit up at the edge of his hospital bed. It had been 4 months since he had taken his third fall in a year and was recovering from a broken hip. The first time I ever peeked in on him, he was all one big head, his body skinny and shapeless underneath the heap of blankets. Classical music was coming from his bedside radio.
"You cannot make me walk today," he said, "Absolutely not, I know I am not ready...My body is not strong."
As I approached the bed to greet him and introduce myself, he kept his gaze straight ahead. "I had one of you guys try to help me walk recently and the guy looked away for one second and I slipped and fell on the floor now I am worse than ever....that was in another one of these homes. No way am I getting up. "
After he realized, I was not mentioning walking, he somehow got into lecturing about music,his family, his newfound 90 year old companion that he had met in the retirement home and how they had both discovered they could play piano duets.. on two pianos.. He could not wait to get back to that. They might even get married.
As he talked, I prompted him to move his ankles, lift his legs straight out and show me that he coud roll from side to side.
He told me all his kids were musical and that they would be coming to visit him tomorrow. He loved when his oldest daughter sang to him.... show tunes mostly but she could sing opera too. Then he began to sing: "Old man River, Old Man River...
When I came back the next time, he was in his wheelchair. Two of the nursing aides had told me that it was really hard but they had transferred him into the chair by heaving him up under his shoulders and muscling him into the chair. He wanted to be out of bed when his children arrived.
"I'll wheel you down into the exercise room ," I said matter of factly and began steering the chair forward while his long legs dangled way over the leg rests since there never is the proper size equipment for the proper sized human.. but hey!!! he was UP! I was determined to try to walk him but had no idea how it would go.
His kids arrived with the over -the-top exclamations of astonishment each one trying to outdo the other: "Oh dad, you look fantastic," or "Dad... you'll be out of here in no time." or the one heard in nursing homes across America: "Wanna race?"
He greeted them with the tune he had been humming; "Old man River, he just keeps rolling, keeps on rolling along...
Within a few seconds his kids chimed in along with him and started singing the song in large voice sending this man into complete excitement and I could see something was about to happen so I grabbed my gait belt and cinched it around his waist and said: "Go ahead stand up..please" and then with the Showboat chorus trailing behind and me holding onto the belt.HE..RISES UP and takes one step for each line as they sing:
You an'me, we sweat an' strain,
Body all achin' an' racket wid pain,
Tote dat barge!
Lif' dat bale!
Old man river he just kept on rolling and just kept rolling along till the very last line of the song.
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
WHEN YOU GOTTA GO... YOU GOTTA GO
I would say that aside from the freedom of no longer being able to drive, the freedom to no longer be able to walk to the bathroom and "go" in the privacy and comfort of your own throne just stinks. (no pun intended) The subject of toilets is under the heading: BATHROOM SAFETY in the catalogue I use when patients need to order equipment for home.
Little did I know how dangerous toilet talk can be.There is The Big John toilet seat, the Uplift commode assist, the three in one (can be used as a shower chair or bedside commode) the best value: the economy elevated toilet seat, and my alltime favorite: The TOILEVATOR described as "an aesthetically pleasing alternative to raised seats adds height at the base of the toilet..3 1/2 inches to the heights of standard 14".
Between the strengthening and stretching and ambulation, there is almost always the talk about ones intestinal tract and all that goes with it: which toilet the pts insurance will pay for, when is it time for the adult diaper pad, how many times is one up during the night, what is the best laxative, how come one pt can leave the house all day and not have to go only to return to her front door and not be able to "make it without an accident" and then there is the real danger of getting stuck. Yes.. getting stuck.
I was working at a hospital in a small agricultural town in California on the orthopoedic floor helping an obese man get up out of bed to his bedside commode. As soon as the man stood up, I could see the magnitude of his posterior reached way beyond the size of the porta-potty. I ran flying out of the room with my assistant standing gaurd by patient while asked anyone and everyone if they knew where I might find an extra extra large bedside commode. I shortlly flew in with the larger equipment in tow and helped the pt accomplish his first order of business. What comes down, must come up right? Well..yes and everything that comes with it!!!.. because right before my very eyes stuck to this mans bottom was this bedside commode and he was just about to start walking when I yelled out: "Don't move, we have got to get the toilet off your butt!. Keep breathing, bend over, breathe.. , " I was yelling out orders as my helper and I huffed and puffed and yanked this hard plastic surface away from this mans behind till thankfully we heard a slight popping noise which almost set us flying across the other end of the room. When I gained some sort of sense of what had just happened, the patient had moved so quickly to get himself back into bed, you would never have known he had just come from getting a total knee replacement and I was just glad that this bathroom trip did indeed end safely.
I was working at a hospital in a small agricultural town in California on the orthopoedic floor helping an obese man get up out of bed to his bedside commode. As soon as the man stood up, I could see the magnitude of his posterior reached way beyond the size of the porta-potty. I ran flying out of the room with my assistant standing gaurd by patient while asked anyone and everyone if they knew where I might find an extra extra large bedside commode. I shortlly flew in with the larger equipment in tow and helped the pt accomplish his first order of business. What comes down, must come up right? Well..yes and everything that comes with it!!!.. because right before my very eyes stuck to this mans bottom was this bedside commode and he was just about to start walking when I yelled out: "Don't move, we have got to get the toilet off your butt!. Keep breathing, bend over, breathe.. , " I was yelling out orders as my helper and I huffed and puffed and yanked this hard plastic surface away from this mans behind till thankfully we heard a slight popping noise which almost set us flying across the other end of the room. When I gained some sort of sense of what had just happened, the patient had moved so quickly to get himself back into bed, you would never have known he had just come from getting a total knee replacement and I was just glad that this bathroom trip did indeed end safely.
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
JOY TO THE WORLD
ME CATCHING THE BOUQUET AT A DEAR FRIENDS WEDDING. MY PARENTS ARE IN THE BACKGROUND..(MAN WITH CAP AND WOMAN WITH BLUE SUIT) SHARING A JOKE WITH FRIENDS AS THEY SIP THEIR WINE. IT LOOKS LIKE I SHOULD BE AN EXTRA IN "FIDDLER ON THE ROOF.." I JUST THOUGHT THIS PICTURE WOULD BE THE RIGHT TONE TO SET THE MOOD FOR THIS BLOG.
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